Pleasure, Logic, and fellatio from Jessica Alba

I was sitting by the pool in my backyard one day when Jessica Alba, scantily clad in a baby blue bikini strolled up to me holding a hammer.

Jessica Alba: I have a question for you, my wise philosopher.

Me: What's that you sexy minx?

JA: If you were given the choice between pleasure and pain, what would be the logical response?

Me: Why of course pleasure would be the logical choice! What kind of silly question is that? By the way, what's with the hammer?

JA: The hammer, oh that's part of my challenge, if you can logically prove to me that pleasure is better pain than I will get down on my knees and give you a world altering blowing blow job, but if not I will smash your penis with this hammer.

Me: Woah, that could be painful, but I accept, ha, this should be easy, better start loosening up your tongue sweetheart!

JA: Then let's begin, why do you want the blow job instead of the hammer?

Me: Because it would feel better

JA: What makes it feel better?

Me: Because it would feel pleasureable and the hammer to the jewels would be painful!

JA: But why would you rather feel pleasure than pain?

Me: Because I prefer the feeling of pleasure over the feeling of pain.

JA: But why do you prefer feeling pleasure?

Me: It feels better

JA: HAHA! Don't you see the circularity of your argument. You said that you would rather feel better than worse, but when I asked you why you said it's because feeling better is more pleasureable, and when I asked you why you prefer feeling pleasure than pain you said because it feels better! That's a CIRCLE! I got you! And as you know circular arguments are irrational.

*she rears back hammer*